+Just a joke+

大細孖入小學

朱錦春有對孖仔今年入讀小學,他安排兩人報讀城中一貴族小學,結果大孖失敗,細孖卻成功獲取錄。
來自同一個家庭, 為何會有兩個不同結果呢?
後來他發現,關鍵在於二人面試時的對答。

大孖的面試對答─
問:小朋友,你住邊度呀?
大:大坑東木屋區。
問:你爹o地做乜?
大: o係地盤做擔泥,依家失業。
問:頭先搭乜o野車o黎學校?
大:搭巴士,無冷氣o個隻。
問:咁邊個養屋企?
大:政府綜援。

細孖的面試對答─
問:小朋友,你住邊度呀?
細:又一村對面。
問:你爹o地做乜?
細:佢同李嘉誠合作發展地產,不過最近政府少賣地,暫時停止發展。
問:頭先搭乜o野車o黎學校?
細:由司機車我o黎o既。
問:咁邊個養屋企?
細:我o地阿公剩落好多錢,我o地唔使做都奉旨有得分

Uncle wong

Because I am a mouse, I have to live as a mouse. During office hour I try my best to minimize the work load and optimize my personal goal. Sit quietly to pretend isolating from any noise. Walk fast to hide from all the top management eye sight. Awake when the clock hits 12:45am and 05:45pm.

As a Project AM all these technique are just piece of cake. Therefore, I can enjoy my life to work out in the gym. When I went to the gym and having some warm up, a little kid come over and said, "Are you ready for work out, UNCLE~?" Oh, I really got shocked not because I got challenge from a kid, because he called me UNCLE. Do I look like an UNCLE? I don't think so? But definitely my shape and my attitude is just like an UNCLE now...

Really poor me, UNCLE wong...

911

Today is a serious day for US because 10 years old the Twins Towers of the World Trade Center in New York was crashed by two planes. It was a very stunning to everyone but today was another thing happened which is also very stunning to me and Cathy.

Since 2 months ago we decided to rent a room in Gold Coast Hotel during moon festival for celebration. There is a very nice hotel beside a calm long beach. A lot of couple also chooses this place for their wedding ceremony. As a professional photographer I definitely brought the whole gadget with me because I want to play “Light painting” during dark night.

We arrived there around noon, after having a lunch over there we had a pencil sketch along the market. I am so enjoyed people do this kind of sketch to me especially under the beautiful weather with good mood. The guy took around 30mins to complete the drawing, may be this was still too early for him to start to work, I can’t really recognize that were me and Cathy on the paper. If this kind of level also can make business on the street, may be one day I can do it as well if I retire.

After check-in in Gold Coast Hotel, we went to the beach to enjoy the nature. Because Cathy didn’t expect to swim at the beginning, it was only myself swimming along the gentle beach. I think it is a waste if we come over the beach but didn’t jump into the water, therefore, I kept swimming until my muscle got tired. After around an hour, we went back to the hotel and have a long long break.

At night, we went to the night market for some hand making products and had a dinner in western restaurant. Afterward we went to the beach and set up the camera for “Light painting”. It was the trick begun. We had a lot of fun of drawing different kind of graphics and wordings on the frame. There was one time I tried to write a word “Marry me?” she was smiling and questioning me “who talk to who?”. I said, “Of course I am waiting for you to say this word.” Then she was just silent. Actually I want to tease her a little bit more time to bring her emotion down but after the “Lighting painting” exercise it made us really tired walking around above the sand and it was almost to rain, so we grabbed everything and went back to hotel around 11pm.

I told her I have difficult to take out the key and let her went in first, I was already asked a bellboy to put a bouquet onto the room, I supposed she will see it immediately after she went in. But she was not, she just passed-by the bouquet so I pointed to it and said, “yeee~ what is that?”, she was surprise and then turned her face from smile to laugh and said, “I don’t know what it is too~”. “Yes, it is for you and please holds it, I have another thing to show you too.” I said. After she holds it, we were both sitting on the bed. I was holding the engagement ring on my hand but can’t even say a word. I bent my body close to her and keep a breath for 3 seconds then I said gently, “Will you marry me?”. I saw some tears running on her eyes and she said, “ng ng~” Because “ng ng” is not a correct answer for this format conversation then I said again, “Will Lau-Kit-Yan marry Wong Sing Man?” She just nodded her head and said, “ng ng~, a girl like me is waiting for this question for a long time.”

From the engagement ring to this romantic occasion, I prepared for 2months already. I was impressed that she accepted my “deposit”, I also am proud of that I can have this beautiful wife to come along in my boring life.

+Just a joke+

小姐向居委會大媽解釋自己沒有做壞事：
我只是把兩元的避孕套賣到了二百元，
最多算抬高物價。

居委會大媽：後來呢?

小姐說：教他如何使用，屬於售後服務。

The 365th

I am not very good on counting, time is running away without mercy. There is no reason to count it anyways because "Time" is very fair to everyone, we have the equal time for every day and every second. Why a lazy careless man like to count starting from 4th Sept 2010 because this is a very special date for this man and the other lady...

The story was happened from a cinema in Causeway Bay in Hong Kong. At that period of time, there was a man and a lady watching an action film in a very dark house. We wouldn't find out was it because the film was too scary or the house was too cold, the man and the lady were sitting closer and closer to each other. Suddenly there was a big sound and the man got stunned, he held the lady's hand tightly with no reason, then another love story was begun.

Because of this holding hands, a promise was being committed. In order to keep this promise forever, I get used to enjoy all the happiness and sadness within these 365 days just like tasting a big meal with "sweet", "sour", "bitter" and "spicy". When I was come together with her it was "sweet". When I found there was a mistake in the past but I have no way to erase it was "sour". When I feel helpless to own a house it was "bitter". When there is a nonsense argument between each other it was "spicy".

It is not easy to go through these 365 days but we still can handle it so far. Therefore, as a check point from marathon, we step back and take a rest to celebrate our success. I prepared a 16" x 20" photos for her. It is about a big theme assembled by a thousand of small pictures from these 365 days. It simply represents that all the brilliant and successful future are created by thousand and thousand of hard work which may not be easy to recognize. I believe that we will be the next. She prepared a little hand-made fish-ball and a hand-made album for me. I don't know if there is any connection between each other, but I am very appreciated that she tries to develop other skill (to imitate how kindergarten draws their pictures may be :-#). I am very impress on the album because you can feel that she put a lot of effort to classify those photos according to the time. It is very useful when I have Alzheimer's disease...

Thank you so much.