話說有三姊妹死後上了天堂，在天堂的門口遇見了一位天使…………
天使說：「妳們都是好人，但是要考考妳們聖經才能讓妳們進入天堂。
天使就問大姐說：「世界上的第一個男人是誰？
姊姊想了想說：「亞當。」
噹噹噹噹…………天堂之門打開讓姊姊進去了。
天使再問二姐說：「世界上第一個女人是誰？」
二姐歪著頭想了想：「夏娃。」
噹噹噹噹…………二姐也進入天堂了。
小妹看到兩個姊姊都輕鬆過關了，心想我的問題一定也非常簡單。
天使提出了第三個問題：「夏娃遇見亞當所說的第一句話是什麼？」
妹妹聽了心中涼了半截，她根本沒在聖經裡看過這樣的故事，最後她仰天哀嚎說：「OH，God！it is too hard！！」
噹噹噹噹…………
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Second last day in 2011
2011 is a very unstable, scary, exciting, stunning but joyful year for me. It happened a lot of things. My brain is not function very well so that's why I would like to write down all my tearful memories in 2011;
The most important thing was I bought a house and it came with a big loan I have never had it before in my life. I am really not get used to owe something from other people especially money and the economic is very fluctuated in these few years, I was very very stressful and cried at the moment I brought this house. I am not saying I don't like the condition and environment of my house but I feel very guilty not always have a good decision in critical moment. Right now everything has been settled down I hope the housing market won't drop much in 2012 would be fine.
The second important thing was I proposed to Lau-Kit-Yan in 11th Sept and got accepted. It was a even bigger decision than housing but I think it would be a precise and accurate decision I have made in this year. My housing contract was just about 30 years but the contract I have made with Lau-Kit-Yan was about my whole life. Therefore it is not just about an important in 2011 but it is a critical milestone in my stupid life. Since I was a child I have already guessed what will my girlfriend looks like but after year and year, I was tired to think about it because not many girls passing through my life. My imagined ideal girlfriend shape already fade out. When the time I felt hopeless and just wanted to randomly pick a girl in China, I had a chance to meet her, Lau-Kit-Yan. And so I have a chance to extend the story of the completeness of normal human being life cycle.
I have a big project launch in 25th Nov 2012, I wish, I hope, I beg it will be done successfully and it will record down in my important tearful memory in 2012.
The most important thing was I bought a house and it came with a big loan I have never had it before in my life. I am really not get used to owe something from other people especially money and the economic is very fluctuated in these few years, I was very very stressful and cried at the moment I brought this house. I am not saying I don't like the condition and environment of my house but I feel very guilty not always have a good decision in critical moment. Right now everything has been settled down I hope the housing market won't drop much in 2012 would be fine.
The second important thing was I proposed to Lau-Kit-Yan in 11th Sept and got accepted. It was a even bigger decision than housing but I think it would be a precise and accurate decision I have made in this year. My housing contract was just about 30 years but the contract I have made with Lau-Kit-Yan was about my whole life. Therefore it is not just about an important in 2011 but it is a critical milestone in my stupid life. Since I was a child I have already guessed what will my girlfriend looks like but after year and year, I was tired to think about it because not many girls passing through my life. My imagined ideal girlfriend shape already fade out. When the time I felt hopeless and just wanted to randomly pick a girl in China, I had a chance to meet her, Lau-Kit-Yan. And so I have a chance to extend the story of the completeness of normal human being life cycle.
I have a big project launch in 25th Nov 2012, I wish, I hope, I beg it will be done successfully and it will record down in my important tearful memory in 2012.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Merry X'mas 2011
Luckily we had 4 days X'mas hoiday in 2011, and thanks God I had a very joyful, peaceful, fruitful and busy long weekend. This kind of life style is something I have never tasted before. It makes me really crazy and it also makes me very happy...
Just about 2 years ago I was just a single person without girlfriend, everything was under control because there was not much to control. In the past I was pretty enjoy my life style also but of course I did complain why I do not have a girlfriend to come along with me to celebrate every festival. Right now I have a girlfriend to celebrate every big day but I feel that a lot of things are not under control, it creates more and more responsibilities in my life...
Please, if there is a God borned at 24th Dec, I hope that God can help me to overcome all the problems in 2012. Right now I am not alone, I have a bigger family to take care with. I didn't have much expectation in my past 30 years, but I beg to God that please respect to my hard working to guide me a better career path or frankly speaking please guarantee that I have at least 20% salary increment otherwise I don't know how to survive in this cruel world...
Just about 2 years ago I was just a single person without girlfriend, everything was under control because there was not much to control. In the past I was pretty enjoy my life style also but of course I did complain why I do not have a girlfriend to come along with me to celebrate every festival. Right now I have a girlfriend to celebrate every big day but I feel that a lot of things are not under control, it creates more and more responsibilities in my life...
Please, if there is a God borned at 24th Dec, I hope that God can help me to overcome all the problems in 2012. Right now I am not alone, I have a bigger family to take care with. I didn't have much expectation in my past 30 years, but I beg to God that please respect to my hard working to guide me a better career path or frankly speaking please guarantee that I have at least 20% salary increment otherwise I don't know how to survive in this cruel world...
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Home Sweet Home
Today is Christmas, although it doesn't mean anything to me, but I have to thank HK gov. to give me 3 days long weekend.Life can be very simple or very complicated, just depends on how you choose the way to go. But in this cruel world somehow people always loves a wolf more than a sheep. Cathy and I attended a marry registration in a church. Both of them are Christian, they invited a priest to give them a wish. The priest had a very good presentation skill to present what is the meaning of LOVE. His words was very true, LOVE is about a "Long suffering to Obsolate all the wrong and discuss all the wrong Vocally to Encourage each other" Although this is just a funny pazzle about wording (This is always a powerful presentation skill and that's why I hate religion they use mortal to treat mortal, why don't you just show up), this is exactly the right way we have to do. I hope I can always keep it in mind.
Thank you very much for Lau-Kit-Yan to organize a very well home-made dinner for me, Merry X'mas...
Friday, December 2, 2011
+Just a joke+
一个修女到神父那裡懊悔：神父，请您諒解我，我昨天辱罵了一個男人。
神父：你罵他什麼？
修女：我罵他【幹你娘的】........
神父：你為什麼要罵他呢，告知我，我會要求上帝諒解你的。
修女：她摸我的胸部。
（神父把手伸進了修女的胸部）：是這樣嗎？
修女：“是的。”
神父：即使他摸了你的胸，你也不應該罵他啊。
修女：可是他又接着摸我的下面。
（神父把手伸進了修女的下面）：是這樣嗎？
修女：是的。
神父：即使他摸了你的下面，你也不應該罵他啊。
修女：可是他又接着把我按到地上，把我强姦了。”
（神父把修女按姦到地上，强姦了修女。）：是這樣嗎？
修女：是的。
神父：即使他强了你，你也不應該罵他啊。
修女：可是完事後，他告知我他有愛滋病...........
......
神父：幹你娘的！
神父：你罵他什麼？
修女：我罵他【幹你娘的】........
神父：你為什麼要罵他呢，告知我，我會要求上帝諒解你的。
修女：她摸我的胸部。
（神父把手伸進了修女的胸部）：是這樣嗎？
修女：“是的。”
神父：即使他摸了你的胸，你也不應該罵他啊。
修女：可是他又接着摸我的下面。
（神父把手伸進了修女的下面）：是這樣嗎？
修女：是的。
神父：即使他摸了你的下面，你也不應該罵他啊。
修女：可是他又接着把我按到地上，把我强姦了。”
（神父把修女按姦到地上，强姦了修女。）：是這樣嗎？
修女：是的。
神父：即使他强了你，你也不應該罵他啊。
修女：可是完事後，他告知我他有愛滋病...........
......
神父：幹你娘的！
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