FAS!!!

This year some of my cousin brought their girl friend to my grandma's home for new year greeting. Many relatives was there, of course FAS was there too. After a lot of eating and talking, everyone was happy and enjoyed. Nothing wrong was happened...

Today, 4 days later, FAS suddenly called my cousin and said, "Beware don't have sex with your girl friend, if it's really happened, try to tell her you just want to masturbate..."

It is not the first time to say something weird to everyone. This kind of action happened since I was young. Please tell how I can bring my friend or girl friend back home? Or how I can imagine it will happen next?

Honestly, I have no the second hope, I want him to disappear suddenly, or I want to live without him. I can't stand with that, all the insanity just fill around my life, I don't want to show this face to my friends or girl friend. God! Please remove this S in my life, I need a girl friend indeed...